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<title><![CDATA[Air Fairy Dress up]]></title>
<link>http://games14.wordpress.com/2008/09/06/air-fairy-dress-up/</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 16:04:08 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>games14</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[Dress up this air fairy in the most magical outfit!Game types: Girl, Flash, Fantasy, Faerie, Dress U]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dress up this air fairy in the most magical outfit!<br><img src="http://www.games14.net/img/Air_Fairy_Dress_up.png" align="left" hspace="4" border="0"><b>Game types:</b> Girl, Flash, Fantasy, Faerie, Dress Up, 1 Player<br><i>Play <a href="http://www.games14.net/Play_Air_Fairy_Dress_up.html" target="_blank"><b>Air Fairy Dress up</b></a> at games14 now...</i><br><strong>Game controls: </strong><br>Use mouse to interact.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[We're Talking To Cindy Spencer Pape, author of <i>Stone and Sea</i>]]></title>
<link>http://storiesrule.wordpress.com/?p=246</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 15:32:11 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Tracy</dc:creator>
<guid>http://storiesrule.wordpress.com/?p=246</guid>
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Stone and Sea by Cindy Spencer Pape
Today, we&#8217;re talking to Cindy Spencer Pape, Ellora&#8217;]]></description>
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<p>Today, we're talking to Cindy Spencer Pape, Ellora's Cave author of her latest novel, <em>Stone and Sea: </em>Sent to Atlantic City to retrieve an ancient artifact vital to the future of his clan, gargoyle Remy Rocher meets sexy selkie Marina Bell and ends up getting shot for his efforts. Now he has to find the chalice and keep Marina and himself alive-all while dealing with the hottest sex of his life and emotions that scare him more than evil wizards or mobsters with guns.</p>
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<p>First of all, I'd like to thank Tracy for inviting me today. She posed some really great questions, which I'm going to take completely out of order, if nobody minds.</p>
<p>One of her questions was if I prefer pixels or paper for my reading.</p>
<p>This has become quite a major issue in the fiction market these days, and I am rather firmly on the fence. I don't see why we simply can't have a best-of-both-worlds situation. Have them available electronically for the technologically enlightened, and as POD for those of us who like dusting and moving heavy boxes of books every time we need to find something in our basement.</p>
<p>Seriously? I am proud to be in the e-pub business. But as I don't at present have a reading device other than my computer, I admit, most of my pleasure reading is on the written page. It's still hard to curl up in bed with a computer, or take it into the bathtub.</p>
<p>She also asked what it is about novels and stories that I enjoy the most.</p>
<p>Simple answer? Escapism.</p>
<p>I freely admit that I read (and write) fiction to escape from the trials and tribulations of reality.  That's one reason I demand my HEA. If I want to be depressed or thoughtful when I'm done, I'll read the newspaper. When I read for fun, I want to feel good.</p>
<p>That said, I love a complex, intelligent, imaginative plot. I like paranormal because it combines the best of escapist SF&#38;F and romance.  Double yum. I also enjoy romantic suspense and the occasional steamy historical.  Hey you gotta have variety.</p>
<p>Some of my early idols include Roberta Gellis, Mary Stewart, and Elizabeth Peters/Barbara Michaels.  More recently such icons as Elizabeth Lowell, Linda Howard, and Jayne Ann Krentz (under any of her names), and paranormal/erotic authors like Lora Leigh and Christine Warren.</p>
<p>And in e-books? I've never been disappointed by Anny Cook, Amarinda Jones, Regina Carlysle, Desiree Holt, or Bronwyn Green. I really could go on for hours, and I'm sure I've left out someone important. Dee Brice, Dakota Rebel, Brynn Paulin, Kaenar Langford. Okay, I read A LOT!</p>
<p>Anyway, as much as I read, I've always also had a habit of telling myself stories at night as I went to sleep, or in the car, waiting in grocery lines, or whatever.  I've always toyed with the idea of writing.</p>
<p>One year I had a job which often required my presence, without giving me anything to do. So. Had a chair, had a computer. What the heck.  That first book was pretty awful, but yeah, with practice they got better.</p>
<p>Now here I am, celebrating my fourteenth release, Stone and Sea, out now from Ellora's Cave.  This is the second book in my Heroes of Stone gargoyle cycle, following Stone and Earth, a Garnet quickie out last January. This one features gargoyle Remy Rocher and selkie Marina Bell, in Atlantic City, New Jersey.</p>
<p>Coming up next?  I have a story in the September Ellora's Cavemen anthology called Sorecer's Song, that one features a Celtic sorcerer and a Greek siren. Can you tell I enjoy mixing up my mythologies? You can never be sure if I'm going to write about cowboys or dragons, or ghosts or gargoyles, but with any of my books, you can always count on fun, romance, and the Happy-Ever-After.</p>
<p>That's a promise.</p>
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<p style="text-align:left;"><em>Thanks, Cindy. </em></p>
<p style="text-align:left;"><em>I'm going to jump in with the first question, if you don't mind. </em></p>
<p style="text-align:left;"><em>You write a lot about mythical creatures.  Where did you develop that interest from?  Was it a single book, or experience?</em></p>
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<title><![CDATA[Eoin Colfer: Artemis Fowl. Die verlorene Kolonie.]]></title>
<link>http://buechereule.wordpress.com/?p=242</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 15:31:49 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>buechereule</dc:creator>
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Menschen, Elfen und Trolle werden von Dämonen bedroht. Nur einer kann die Oberirdisch]]></description>
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<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Klappentext:<br />
</span>Menschen, Elfen und Trolle werden von Dämonen bedroht. Nur einer kann die Oberirdischen und das Erdvolk retten: Artemis Fowl, der genialste Gauner aller Zeiten. Doch da kommt ihm ein Mädchen dazwischen, und das ist mindestens genauso gerissen wie Artemis!</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Inhalt:<br />
</span>Bei einem Besuch in Barcelona versucht Artemis Fowl einen Dämonen einzufangen. Zunächst passiert nichts, dann materialisiert sich der Dämon und Artemis wird in Zeitloch gezogen. Dank seines Leibwächter Butlers geschieht ihm nichts, außer das zwei Finger vertauscht sind.  Dies war allerdings nur der Beginn einer rasanten Geschichte. Denn die Dämonen versuchen ihre Insel Hybras, die sich in der Zwischenwelt befindet, zu verlassen. Um die Welt im Gleichgewicht zu halten, muss Artemis herausfinden, weshalb sich immer wieder Dämonen in der menschlichen Welt materialisieren. Jedoch kommt ihm dabei Minerva Palazzo in die Quere, ebenso intelligent und kaltblütig wie Artemis eins war.  Sie verfolgt eigene Ziele und arbeitet dann doch mit Artemis zusammen.</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Meinung:<br />
</span>Artemis Fowl gehört nun zu den Guten. Mittlerweile vierzehn Jahre alt kämpft er mit der Pubertät, das Interesse an Mädchen lenkt ihn von seiner eigentlichen Aufgabe ab, zu verhindern, dass das Erdvolk für die Menschen sichtbar wird. Besonders gut hat mir an dem Buch gefallen, dass Artemis eine Widersacherin bekommt, die ihm ebenbürtig ist. Es war auch wieder toll zu erleben, dass Eoin Colfer, die Akteure aus den Vorgängerbüchern wieder beteiligt hat. Ein sehr schönes Buch für Artemis Fowl Fans.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Anteprima]]></title>
<link>http://strategieevolutive.wordpress.com/2008/09/06/anteprima/</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 15:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Davide</dc:creator>
<guid>http://strategieevolutive.wordpress.com/2008/09/06/anteprima/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Compare oggi sul blog Alia Evolution, in anteprima assoluta, l&#8217;introduzione al volume italiano]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Compare oggi sul blog <i><b><a target="_blank" href="http://aliaevolution.wordpress.com/2008/09/06/ultimi-passi-prima-dellarrivo-lintroduzione-di-vittorio-catani/">Alia Evolution</a></b></i>, in anteprima assoluta, l'introduzione al volume italiano dell'antologia <u><b><font color="#ff0000">Alia</font> </b></u>per l'anno 2008.</p>
<p><a target="_blank" href="http://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vittorio_Catani"><img style="float:right;margin-top:10px;margin-bottom:10px;margin-left:10px;" alt="http://massimosoumare.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/catani.jpg" src="http://massimosoumare.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/catani.jpg" />Vittorio Catani</a>, uno dei Grandi Antichi della fantascienza nazionale e certo uno degli ultimi veri gentlemen che frequentino la nostra categoria, che da sempre si occupa di mettere ordine nel caos strisciante dell'antologia italiana, è come sempre preciso, dettagliato e intrigante.</p>
<p>Mi fa persino venir voglia di leggere il racconto di Massimo Soumaré....*</p>
<p>E non midispiace affatto scoprire che nel nutrito gruppo degli Alia Boys entra con questa uscita (haha... che simpatico giochino di parole) anche l'ottimo Elvezio Sciallis.</p>
<p>Non si conosce ancora la data esatta di uscita del volume, ma le premesse sono buone, molto buone.<br />Attendiamo con impazienza.</p>
<p>[* in realtà una bonaria battuta. <br />Da anni Massimo ed io siamo legati da un patto oscuro per cui io devo sempre parlare benissimo di lui, e lui deve parlare benissimo di me - al solo scopo ovviamente di pompare le rispettive carriere,e fare intanto la figura di quelli che conoscono solo numeri uno]  </p>
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<title><![CDATA[Heros tv series marathon]]></title>
<link>http://lostgypsywritings.wordpress.com/2008/09/07/heros-tv-series-marathon/</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 15:03:36 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>lostgypsywritings</dc:creator>
<guid>http://lostgypsywritings.wordpress.com/2008/09/07/heros-tv-series-marathon/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Heros is a tv series which is a few years old now, but is currently airing the first season in a mar]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Heros is a tv series which is a few years old now, but is currently airing the first season in a marathon tonite! I have to admit this series has been brilliantly written and brings fantasy and imagination to life easily. Heros gets a 5 star rating from me.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Impromptu poetry on fanciful subjects.]]></title>
<link>http://aldersgatecycle.wordpress.com/?p=542</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 14:47:11 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Natania</dc:creator>
<guid>http://aldersgatecycle.wordpress.com/?p=542</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Sometimes I think in poetry. Don&#8217;t know what this is, exactly, but it&#8217;s been floating ar]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft" title="Waterhouse witch" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f8/John_William_Waterhouse_-_Magic_Circle.JPG" alt="" width="320" height="474" />Sometimes I think in poetry. Don't know what this is, exactly, but it's been floating around in my brain. Thought I'd share. (I found the picture after the writing part, but it's quite appropriate, I'd say...)</p>
<address> </address>
<address>She stands, knees bent, her cheek to the sky.</address>
<address>Such sounds around her, twisting and writhing in the morning bright,</address>
<address>a dappled, jewelled splendor.</address>
<address>To touch the center of that power, to know the mystery that</address>
<address>beats beneath her chest--such ecstasy and agony--</address>
<address>is to mark the slippery difference between peace of mind</address>
<address>and madness,</address>
<address>and forget it.</address>
<address>Inspire, expire; and curling fronds of power lift, rise, and fall.</address>
<address>She opens her eyes.</address>
<address>She sees.<br />
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<title><![CDATA[RIP Jenny the Gorilla]]></title>
<link>http://rwridley.wordpress.com/?p=519</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 14:12:33 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>R.W. Ridley</dc:creator>
<guid>http://rwridley.wordpress.com/?p=519</guid>
<description><![CDATA[
Jenny, the world&#8217;s oldest gorilla in captivity died at the age of 55 in the Dallas zoo.  S]]></description>
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<p>Jenny, the world's oldest gorilla in captivity died at the age of 55 in the Dallas zoo.  She suffered from an inoperable stomach tumor.  This is the second gorilla the zoo has lost this year.  Hercules, a 43-year-old silverback died of a heart attack recently.  The zoo is keeping an eye on the four remainining gorillas to make sure they don't slip into a depression.  The scary thing is that one of the four gorillas is 46-years-old. </p>
<p>BTW - The lifespan of a gorilla in the wild is about 35 years.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Imaginations Gone Wrong. (or Right)]]></title>
<link>http://sja11391.wordpress.com/?p=112</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 14:08:58 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Sal</dc:creator>
<guid>http://sja11391.wordpress.com/?p=112</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Imagine being in a world controlled by someone else&#8217;s imagination. Their would be car crashes ]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Imagine being in a world controlled by someone else's imagination. Their would be car crashes everywhere. People holding scissors and randomly stabbing themselves would be commonplace. Rape wouldn't be such a big deal anymore. To put it lightly, dragons=forest fires. A rather grim world, full of things we externally perceive as bad, but internally common harmless thoughts. They remind us we are human. </p>
<p>I'd like to clarify that this man controlling everything is just a common man, with no extraneous abilities, and for all we know he might be oblivious to the fact that he has great influence in the happenings of the world. Now, this doesn't make him god. Just an average person thinking average thoughts about average things, but they actually come true. </p>
<p>This may sound crazy, but it is entirely possible. For all we know, we could just be a figment of someone's imagination. Or we just created our own "reality" to try to explain what's going on, but we really have no idea in the slightest. So lets be open minded, and <em>believe</em> something other than church dogma or a red, white, and blue piece of cloth. Maybe in ourselves? In the power of our own interconnected minds? In coexistence? Believing in the possibility that we are wrong about everything?</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Tooty Nolan's 'Fanfare For the Common Hamster' : Chapter 02]]></title>
<link>http://paul1701.wordpress.com/?p=1140</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 14:03:53 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Tooty</dc:creator>
<guid>http://paul1701.wordpress.com/?p=1140</guid>
<description><![CDATA[16                    Chapter 2: Fish Bait
So whilst Joan Bugler tried desperately t]]></description>
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<p>So whilst Joan Bugler tried desperately to transfer air from her lungs</p>
<p>into her cheek pouches (and thereby increase her natural hamster</p>
<p>tendency to bob to the surface), on shore events were transpiring to which</p>
<p>she was not privy.</p>
<p>***</p>
<p>Rootley Farnham wasn’t a big lad, even when measured against the</p>
<p>standards of adolescent male hamsters. In fact he was pretty much</p>
<p>considered to be nothing more than a skinny little runt. At least by The</p>
<p>Law Master – Perfidity Gallowsmith.</p>
<p>Perfidity (or The Law Master as she preferred to be addressed), on</p>
<p>the other paw, was anything but skinny. Indeed not: She was a veritable</p>
<p>monster of a female hamster – with at least fifty percent European</p>
<p>Hamster blood coursing through her veins. The result of this was that</p>
<p>there was no one single part of her anatomy that wasn’t either large,</p>
<p>powerful, imposing, or down right scary. And that included the parts that</p>
<p>were hidden beneath her fine leather jerkin, and chain mail tights.</p>
<p>And she had a temper so quick that it could frighten the dead – and often</p>
<p>did, because her favourite off-duty pastime was holding nude séances.</p>
<p>The Law Master’s lieutenant, Quentin Blackheart, had been reticent to</p>
<p>act upon her ill-advised order to slay the people of Weasel’s Pit. As</p>
<p>fearful as he was of her, he knew that the church – even one that<br />
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<p>ruled such a dreadfully medieval land such as Prannick – could not</p>
<p>countenance the unreasonably violent act without a full hearing in the</p>
<p>presence of the Church Elder’s chamber pot. In any case, in his view,</p>
<p>they hadn’t done anything particularly wrong: They were just dim beyond</p>
<p>belief, with a tendency to argumentativeness. Or ‘argumentality’ as they</p>
<p>put it. As a result of his inaction, not one of his Lawmen had raised their</p>
<p>crossbows with the intent to kill.</p>
<p>Fortunately for Quentin’s continued existence The Law Master</p>
<p>managed to calm herself sufficiently to repeal the order. Instead she</p>
<p>turned her wrath upon their prisoner, who sat manacled into the village</p>
<p>stocks, and was busy trying to finagle something gooey out of his nose.</p>
<p>“Anyway, as I was saying to the miniscule Rootley Farnham – and it</p>
<p>doesn’t matter if he’s a witch, a warlock, a padlock, or even if he</p>
<p>possesses bollocks that number fifty-three: The only one way he’s going</p>
<p>to free himself of the charge of being Stix is by accepting his subjection</p>
<p>to the administrations of…” She paused for effect, and several villagers</p>
<p>held their breath for so long that they fainted. “…The Dunk Master!”</p>
<p>Those with sufficient breath cheered uproariously. Those without</p>
<p>merely chipped in with a breathless “Hurrah for the Dunk Master.”</p>
<p>Naturally those others remained mute.</p>
<p>“Sod the Dunk Master!” growled the trapped  Rootley Farnham,<br />
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<p>“The Dunk Master can shove his dunking chair right up his arse! I mean –</p>
<p>think about it: It’s not even logical: Surely dunking my puny body into</p>
<p>the stinky waters of Lake Effluence, with its multitude of diseases, shit,</p>
<p>and hamster-eating Pike, cannot possibly prove that I am anything but an</p>
<p>average hamster who firmly believes in the teachings of The Wheel. It’s</p>
<p>so obvious that even a blithering moron could see it. And anyone who</p>
<p>thinks it isn’t, and can mount a reasonable counter-argument, can go stick</p>
<p>their privates in the mangle - sideways!”</p>
<p>For a moment The Law Master looked impressed. Then she leant close</p>
<p>to her prisoner, and almost nuzzled his furry ears.</p>
<p>“Well spoken, young Stix.” She whispered, “And eloquent too. But it</p>
<p>will do you no good, boy: For if the fishy-wishies don’t eat you, and your</p>
<p>lungs do not give up their air too freely – it will only condemn you. Then</p>
<p>you’ll hang from the gallows for a week - where the midges can feast</p>
<p>gleefully upon your soft tissues.”</p>
<p>But Rootley wasn’t really listening. Instead he was gagging on the Law</p>
<p>Master’s fetid breath, and the sight of her huge furry bosoms jiggling</p>
<p>with mirth inside her deliberately loose-fitting jerkin.</p>
<p>Naturally the Law Master took umbrage to this. Pulling herself upright</p>
<p>she cried out, “Dunk Master: Be about your work.”</p>
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<p>The crowd of villagers fell silent, and a general hubbub subsided.</p>
<p>Then, from out of a lakeside shack that seemed to drip with slime and</p>
<p>general ghastliness, a figure stepped into the sunlight. It was dressed in a</p>
<p>sackcloth habit, and wore a hood so vast that a pregnant hamster could</p>
<p>give birth to a record litter within its massive folds, and still find room for</p>
<p>itinerant lodgers.</p>
<p>Utter silence followed as The Dunk Master made its way to the Dunking</p>
<p>Chair, which comprised a wooden receptacle for a hamster’s backside,</p>
<p>some straps with which to secure the aforementioned hamster, and a long</p>
<p>pole that rested upon a swiveling fulcrum that would allow the chair to be</p>
<p>swung out over the rancid waters of Lake Effluence, and then deposited</p>
<p>into its lower reaches.</p>
<p>Then the moment that the village mob had been waiting for arrived.</p>
<p>With a horribly gnarled and warty paw The Dunk Master threw back its</p>
<p>hood. What this revealed caused the expectant audience to gasp with awe.</p>
<p>“Fluff me,” exclaimed Rootley, “It’s not like you’re all surprised or</p>
<p>anything: Everyone knows that Weasels Pit has a well-trained toad as its</p>
<p>Dunk Master. And an ugly bastard one at that!”</p>
<p>But what a lot of people didn’t know - was that the well-trained toad had</p>
<p>been taught a few ceremonial utterances, which it now spoke with a</p>
<p>surprisingly charismatic croak…<br />
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<p>“Into the dunking chair, Accused Scum: Quickly, or I’ll wrap my</p>
<p>enormous tongue about your nether regions; and crush you to a pulp!”</p>
<p>No one had ever rightly accused Rootley Farnham of being timid; but</p>
<p>the thought of the Dunk Master’s tongue about his nether regions was</p>
<p>enough to send him skipping his way from the stocks: Gleefully throwing</p>
<p>himself onto the Dunking chair: Then pulling the straps tight about his</p>
<p>person with no help from anyone at all. He even whistled a little tune.</p>
<p>Only when he was firmly embraced by the device did his naturally</p>
<p>occurring manner return. “Satisfied?” He spat. Then he added insolently,</p>
<p>“Do your worst, loathsome beast. You’ll not better me. I curse The Wheel</p>
<p>with my last ounce of bile. I wipe my bottom with its scriptures. I…”</p>
<p>But he said no more. This was because he was now beneath the surface</p>
<p>of the lake, and desperately wishing that he’d taken a moment to draw in</p>
<p>some badly-needed air.</p>
<p>Rootley’s first act was one of self-recrimination. ‘Oh what a twatty</p>
<p>hamster you are.’ He thought to himself. His second act was to widen his</p>
<p>eyes in abject panic: Something huge and wobbly was approaching</p>
<p>through the murk. He quickly reasoned that it could only be a death-</p>
<p>dealing Pike: Nothing else would dare live in such vile conditions.</p>
<p>‘But,’ he considered for a nanosecond, ‘Pike are fast and lithe: This</p>
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<p>approaching object is wobbly and cumbersome. Perhaps it’s something</p>
<p>else completely.’</p>
<p>And, of course, it was. A mere split-second later Joan was upon him –</p>
<p>all kicking and floundering. But Joan hadn’t noticed Rootley: She was too</p>
<p>busy struggling against the drag of her waterlogged freezer suit.</p>
<p>With only a few seconds worth of air remaining in her cheek pouches</p>
<p>calm action gave way to panicky flailing. So when her paws felt the solid</p>
<p>form of Rootley, Joan grabbed on like the very Limpet of Death itself.</p>
<p>“Oi,” Rootley bubbled incoherently, “get off, ya great fat lump!” Then</p>
<p>wished that he hadn’t: There was hardly any air trapped inside his cheek</p>
<p>pouches: Only methane given off by some fermenting wheat grains that</p>
<p>he’d been storing in there for a rainy day.</p>
<p>***</p>
<p>At the lake’s edge consternation abounded as the dunking chair was</p>
<p>wrestled from the startled Dunk Master’s amphibian grasp.</p>
<p>Everyone rushed forward to peer into the murky waters.</p>
<p>“ ‘Ere,” cried out the formerly argumentative old crone, who happened</p>
<p>to be a particularly unpleasant looking field mouse, and was known by</p>
<p>the name of Chaffinch Comelightly,  “young Farnham is a witch after all:</p>
<p>‘E’s gone and made ‘imself all ‘eavy, so’s ‘e can sink to the bottom and</p>
<p>evade the justice of The Wheel by wallowin’ in the ooze.”<br />
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<p>“Warlock.” The Law Master ground from behind a set of angry incisors,</p>
<p>“The word is Warlock. And would you please refrain from dropping your</p>
<p>aitches! But I take your point: Drowning is an excellent means to save</p>
<p>yourself from the gallows. But it’ll do him no good whatsoever: Justice</p>
<p>will prevail. I’ll see to that!”</p>
<p>With those words still ringing in the villager’s ears, Perfidity</p>
<p>Gallowsmith, the Law Master of Weasels Pit, dirtied her paws, and leant</p>
<p>her considerable weight and strength to the aid of the struggling Dunk</p>
<p>Master.</p>
<p>“On the other paw,” the old crone was continuing, “he might ‘ave turned</p>
<p>‘imself into a Pike, so’s ‘e can swim away, and thumb ‘is nose at us at a</p>
<p>later date, and probably from quite some distance too.”</p>
<p>This theory was not well received by the mob: They began to grumble</p>
<p>nervously; and several armed lawmen began to fidget, and finger their</p>
<p>crossbows.</p>
<p>Quentin Blackheart noticed this, and immediately bent to the task of</p>
<p>decrying this theory as an act of perversion – an art at which he was most</p>
<p>adept. This confused the crowd, and quieted them. But as a result his</p>
<p>watchful gaze had slipped, and high upon the hill that overlooked</p>
<p>Weasels Pit, the arrival of a spectacularly bedecked cavy and its hamster</p>
<p>23</p>
<p>rider went unnoticed.</p>
<p>***</p>
<p>Darkwood Dunce narrowed his eyes (as much as any poppy-eyed</p>
<p>hamster could do), and surveyed the tableau before him from beneath a</p>
<p>vast brass helmet, upon which a huge plume of feathers danced daintily in</p>
<p>the breeze.</p>
<p>At first nothing appeared clear to him. Then he set his monocle correctly,</p>
<p>and the truth of the situation in the village began to dawn upon him.</p>
<p>“By heck and humdingery, Margarita,” he bellowed in a rather</p>
<p>effeminate voice, “I do believe we are witnessing a primitive form of law</p>
<p>enforcement. For surely it is not justice that we see practiced here.”</p>
<p>“Disgusting, that’s what it is.” Replied Darkwood’s mount, “But should</p>
<p>we sit and fret? Why aint ya doing something about it?”</p>
<p>“What – free the poor unfortunate, you mean?” Darkwood was caught</p>
<p>up in the moment, and excitement shone through in his every body</p>
<p>movement. “Do you really think so? It would be ever so daring, wouldn’t</p>
<p>it! But might we not risk some dreadful wounding from the lawmen’s</p>
<p>crossbows?”</p>
<p>“You might, pal,” Replied the cavy, “but underneath all this flappy</p>
<p>finery there’s a chain mail blanket. Even this female equivalent of a</p>
<p>codpiece that I’m wearing is armoured: Aint nothing gonna hurt me,<br />
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<p>unless I take a bolt straight up the jacksey. And what are the chances of</p>
<p>that!”</p>
<p>“I know,” Darkwood coloured beneath his fine facial hair, “I had that</p>
<p>codpiece especially made for you. I call it a minge-piece It fits perfectly.”</p>
<p>Then, more resolutely he said, “Yes, and I shall wear the armour of</p>
<p>righteousness to protect me. Come, dear gallant Margarita, the bravest</p>
<p>female cavy in all of Spanx: We gallop toward our destiny.”</p>
<p>“Waddle.” Margarita corrected her owner, as she started down the hill,</p>
<p>“We waddle. With all this crap on my back, the only way I’m gonna build</p>
<p>up any speed is by jumping off a cliff. I don’t see one any place nearby:</p>
<p>So we waddle toward our destiny.”</p>
<p>“Fine,” Darkwood urged his mount onward, “but make it a fast</p>
<p>waddle: You know that I can’t abide a casual saunter. ”</p>
<p>***</p>
<p><span style="color:#0000ff;">Sorry, that’s all for now. Hopefully you’ll be able to read the remainder of this exciting/inspiring/highly entertaining/rip-snorting/hilarious/bloody awful/pile of dung (delete as applicable) tale at a later date. That is when a publisher of great vision and intellect recognises its true worth, and makes it available to all and sundry as either an E-book or the good old-fashioned paper version.<br />
Until that time (or when I give up, throw up my hands with despair, and place the complete work here, free-of-charge) please peruse other chapters of my Hamster Britain stories: You may not know how the stories end, but you can enjoy the bits leading up to it. Oh, and please leave a comment. Tell me if you liked it (or thought that it should be thrown out on the compost heap). Suggestions are always welcome. Well, not always welcome. Nice suggestions: That’s what I’m looking for. And adulation too, of course. That goes without saying. You show me one author who doesn’t seek adulation..…</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Hellboy II: The Golden Army]]></title>
<link>http://brideofthescreengod.wordpress.com/?p=48</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 13:47:02 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>brideofthebookgod</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[So the long wait is over and I have finally got to see the third of the three highly anticipated sum]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://brideofthescreengod.wordpress.com/files/2008/09/hellboyiithegoldenarmy212361_f.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-49 alignright" title="hellboyiithegoldenarmy212361_f" src="http://brideofthescreengod.wordpress.com/files/2008/09/hellboyiithegoldenarmy212361_f.jpg" alt="" width="94" height="139" /></a>So the long wait is over and I have finally got to see the third of the three highly anticipated summer blockbusters (the others being Iron Man and the Dark Knight, reviewed on <a href="http://brideofthebookgod.wordpress.com/the-brides-film-page/">my old film page</a>), and I'm pleased to say it was really worth the wait.</p>
<p>Quick synopsis: Prince Nuada wants to activate the Golden Army in order to start a war between humans and elves (and other mythical creatures) to effectively take over the world. Hellboy and hid colleagues have to stop him, helped by his sister, Princess Nuala. I think that kind of covers the plot, though what makes this film truly wonderful is the imagination that has gone in to creating the various characters and the world that they inhabit.</p>
<p>What I loved about this movie = well, obviously Hellboy himself, but also: the fantastic prologue complete with puppets; the co-opting of Barry Manilow (really loved that bit!); the Tooth Fairies (I'll never think of them the same way again); The Angel of Death; Luke Goss (who would have thought it?); the Golden Army; the coolness that is Selma Blair.</p>
<p>No dislikes but one quibble = how can you have a set-piece at the Giant's Causeway without actually showing the Giant's Causeway???</p>
<p>Rating stuff = contains moderate fantasy violence and infrequent strong language, so once again not for the under 12s</p>
<p>Tissue count = zero</p>
<p>Safety cushion = not applicable (but I didn't need to close my eyes at any point either)</p>
<p>By the way, there's a great review of this movie by Carl at <a href="http://www.stainlesssteeldroppings.com/?p=970">Stainless Steel Droppings</a>........</p>
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<title><![CDATA[In Caradon nichts neues]]></title>
<link>http://godscape.wordpress.com/?p=25</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 12:09:58 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Ranko</dc:creator>
<guid>http://godscape.wordpress.com/?p=25</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Nicht viel ist seit meinem letzten Eintrag geschehen, jedoch ein paar Dinge sind bemerkenswert.
Mira]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nicht viel ist seit meinem letzten Eintrag geschehen, jedoch ein paar Dinge sind bemerkenswert.</p>
<p>Mirar und Auraya machen raschere Fortschritte, als ich zu hoffen wagte, auch wenn das Potential des Jungen wohl dem eines gewöhnlichen Bauern entspricht. Nun, eine Herausforderung ist es schließlich, was ich suchte. Zudem wird sein einfaches Gemüt und seine schreckhafte Art es mir ermöglichen, leichter seine absolute Treue und Loyalität, vielleicht gar Verehrung zu gewinnen. Eine allgemein vorteilhafte Situation also.</p>
<p>Sölva und ich sind wieder im Reinen miteinander, was ihren Groll mir gegenüber angeht. So weit so gut. Cery hat sich ebenfalls ein Spielzeug gesucht, auch wenn er das Mädchen seinen Knappen nennt und wohl keine Pläne über die offensichtlichen hinaus mit ihr hat; jede Form von Verschlagenheit scheint ihm fremd, was mir durchaus zum Vorteil gereicht.</p>
<p><em><strong>+50 Erfahrungspunkte</strong></em></p>
<p><em><strong>3200 Erfahrungspunkte Sterblicher - Stufe 10</strong></em></p>
<p><em><strong>2750 Erfahrungspunkte Held - Stufe 9</strong></em></p>
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<title><![CDATA[E invece...]]></title>
<link>http://desireclery.wordpress.com/?p=255</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 09:30:33 +0000</pubDate>
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<guid>http://desireclery.wordpress.com/?p=255</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Ogni persona è piena di sorprese: davanti a un fatto &#8220;sentito dire&#8221; ci diciamo magari c]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align:justify;">Ogni persona è piena di sorprese: davanti a un fatto "sentito dire" ci diciamo magari cose del tipo "Io? Io non farei mai una cosa del genere!". E invece... poco dopo, vuoi per la situazione o vuoi per la condizione, ci caschiamo a fare la stessa cosa che mai e poi mai avremmo pensato di essere capaci di fare. E magari poi scopriamo che non è poi così male averla fatta e aver soddisfatto i propri bisogni o le proprie curiosità!</p>
<p style="text-align:justify;">E così ieri sera l'ho fatto: <em>mea sponte</em>  ho aperto i miei orizzonti cinematografici, devo dirlo, con molta soddisfazione!</p>
<p style="text-align:justify;">Quando ho visto per ma prima volta "La storia infinita" ero piccolina e ne sono rimasta a bocca aperta: la vicenda raccontata nel film era emozionante, coinvolgente e dolcissima, Atreyu era l'eroe coraggioso e affascinante che sognavo di sposare una volta cresciuta, ho pianto vedendo Artax, il suo fedele cavallo, affogare nelle Paludi della Disperazione, e ho esultato quando alla fine del film Bastian, a bordo del fortunadrago Falcor lo vede galoppare come se niente fosse nelle praterie sconfinate di Fantasia, guidato dal valoroso Atreyu alla caccia del solito bufalo purpureo. Ne ero rimasta talmente colpita che avevo perfino racimolato una collanina giocattolo per le Barbie e facevo finta che fosse l'Auryn, che avrebbe permesso loro di agire in nome della giustizia e di orientarsi meglio che con un GPS.</p>
<p style="text-align:justify;">Poi sono stati trasmessi i sequel: le storie infinite 2, 3 e addirittura 4, uno più brutto e pacchiano dell'altro. Da questa delusione fortissima per una bambina è venuta la decisione solenne: mai e poi mai avrei rivisto un altro film fantasy, oltre alle repliche de "La storia infinita" prima e, per me, unica.</p>
<p style="text-align:justify;">Fino a ieri sera. Ieri sera ho deciso per pura curiosità visto le pubblicità del momento di guardare "Le cronache di Narnia". Sorvolando sull'accento orientale del leone Aslan, sulle analogie religiose a cui si presta la sua morte (e di cui andrebbe parlato a parte...maggari lo farò in un altro post), sul fatto che sarebbe stato meglio usare un leone ammaestrato piuttosto che un pupazzo, e sui trucchetti grafici per muovergli la criniera, ho apprezzato tantissimo la vicenda narrata, il modo in cui è stata raccontata, il modo in cui sono stati trasposti il rapporto tra i fratelli, il valore dell'amicizia e della lealtà. Un intreccio accattivante, un linguaggio piacevole per gli adulti e per i bambini, e personaggi che ti sciolgono, come la piccola Lucy o il dolcissimo fauno. Ero talmente coinvolta dal e nel film che era come se fossi al cinema e non esistessero altre distrazioni nel mio soggiorno.</p>
<p style="text-align:justify;">Questo film ha davvero riscattato l'opinione che avevo del genere fantasy, non c'è che dire! E ora sarei molto, molto curiosa di vedere "Il principe Caspian", che sarà in uscita nelle sale a breve... la pace può dirsi così suggellata tra Desireè Clery e il fantasy!</p>
<p style="text-align:justify;">E comunque, visto che anche l'occhio femmineo vuole la sua parte, Peter da grande, che si può vedere per pochi fotogrammi alla fine de "Il leone, la strega e l'armadio", è un gran belvedere!</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Verse 48]]></title>
<link>http://rhazna.wordpress.com/?p=163</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 07:48:44 +0000</pubDate>
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<guid>http://rhazna.wordpress.com/?p=163</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Rhazna wandered the shores for a day, and then by night he came to the roads of Mu. Thus he began to]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Rhazna wandered the shores for a day, and then by night he came to the roads of Mu. Thus he began to travel this great land of folk faithful to the gods, with little more than a cloak upon his back.</p>
<p>Before long, his travels had him witness the cruelty of the Priest Lords as they tormented their slaves and serfs with unceasing labour in great fields, offering little to reward to their servants.</p>
<p>All over Mu, Rhazna saw time and again the hardship of the peasantry, who demanded from their lords to know the hallowed prayers as they did - yet many Priest Lords kept would only share such lore with each other.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Final Fantasy Sonic X3]]></title>
<link>http://games14.wordpress.com/2008/09/06/final-fantasy-sonic-x3/</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 06:46:03 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>games14</dc:creator>
<guid>http://games14.wordpress.com/2008/09/06/final-fantasy-sonic-x3/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[ The third episode of the Final Fantasy Sonic Series, Sonic fights against Mecha, the guardian of th]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.freegames14.com/img/Final_Fantasy_Sonic_X3.png" align="left" hspace="4" border="0"> The third episode of the Final Fantasy Sonic Series, Sonic fights against Mecha, the guardian of the stone and invokes the stone of chaos to access Supersonic as overdrive.  Meanwhile, Zero and Megaman faces Bass and Aeon.<br><b>Game types:</b> Robots, Platforms, Flash, Fighting, Fantasy, Arcade, Action, 1 Player<br> You can find <a href="http://www.freegames14.com/Final-Fantasy-Sonic-X3.game535.html" target="_blank"><b>Final Fantasy Sonic X3</b></a>, and other games at freegames14.com<br><strong>Game controls: </strong><br>Use mouse to interact.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[What is Sensual Lingerie?]]></title>
<link>http://4mylingerie.wordpress.com/?p=9</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 05:51:33 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>afreewo</dc:creator>
<guid>http://4mylingerie.wordpress.com/?p=9</guid>
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Sensual means; intriguingly unusual, different, excitingly strange, or from another part of the world.</p>
<p>To shorten that phrase up sensual means different, unique or unusual to what you are accustomed to. So if you are searching for sensual lingerie then you are searching for lingerie in which is not normal to you.</p>
<p>The desire for sensual lingerie, shows that you are adventurous and would like to act out the fantasy of “being excitingly strange, or from another part of the world."</p>
<p>And you are thinking to yourself that you need some kind of wild lingerie to fulfill that fantasy. I am here to tell you that whips and chains, are not the only way to go. Just remember this important fact sensual means different and unusual for you.</p>
<p>If you are a biker chick and wear leather vests and chaps all the time, then the whips and chains would not be considered unique or different. What would be sensual lingerie for you, would be a cute little pink or white teddy or babydoll with little ruffle but panties.</p>
<p>If you never wear dresses then something like a chemise or sexy club wear dress could be sensual lingerie for you.</p>
<p>If you are the lady whom wears dresses and is usually very feminine, maybe whips and chains will give the shock and awe you are looking for. Costumes are also a good source of sensual lingerie, with tons of styles and fantasies to choose from.</p>
<p>The whole purpose of wanting sensual lingerie is to feel different than normal, and to shock and excite our partners. And there is something about an abrupt style change, which can boost your spirits and give you that all powerful feeling of confidence saying "I can be and do anything I want".<br />
Men get excited about the unusual and new lingerie choices; it keeps them hanging on the edge of their seat wandering what’s next.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Square Enix sigue con ganas de comprar alguna compañía]]></title>
<link>http://gameisover.wordpress.com/?p=114</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 05:11:59 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>pakw</dc:creator>
<guid>http://gameisover.wordpress.com/?p=114</guid>
<description><![CDATA[
Luego de que Tecmo rechazara la oferta de compra por parte de Square Enix, Yoichi Wada, presidente ]]></description>
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<p>Luego de que Tecmo rechazara la oferta de compra por parte de Square Enix, Yoichi Wada, presidente de esta última, declaró a la prensa japonesa que siguen en pláticas con <strong>otras compañías dentro y fuera de Japón</strong>, pensando en una futura adquisición.</p>
<p>Wada también comentó que no sabe si volverán a hacer una oferta por Tecmo (que ahora quiere unirse con Koei).</p>
<p>En pocas palabras, Square Enix quiere comprar algo, ya sea en Japón o afuera, pero no creo que se piensen quedar con las manos vacías.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Free Fiction: Neil Gaiman]]></title>
<link>http://micheleleesbooklove.wordpress.com/?p=210</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 04:20:37 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Michele Lee</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[Available for a limited time, Neverwhere, courtsey of HaperCollins.
*ETA: I&#8217;ve linked to Neil]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Available for a limited time, <a href="http://journal.neilgaiman.com/2008/09/mr-g-sends-us-present-while-hes-away.html">Neverwhere</a>, courtsey of HaperCollins.</p>
<p>*ETA: I've linked to Neil's blog rather than HarperCollins so you can get the full story.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Charlotte's Web]]></title>
<link>http://writingeveryday.wordpress.com/?p=991</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 03:02:00 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Pam Phillips</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been enjoying the On Character series that NPR did over the summer, but the only one that]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I've been enjoying the On Character series that NPR did over the summer, but the only one that spurred me to read anything was the entry about <a href="http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=93263496" target="_blank">Charlotte</a> A. <a href="http://bugguide.net/node/view/69874" target="_blank">Cavatica</a>. So I checked out the 50th anniversary edition of E.B. White's reading of <em>Charlotte's Web</em>, and spent a few afternoons rediscovering this old favorite.</p>
<p><!--more-->White's dry, even tone lends an air of authority to this quiet farm setting. The book is filled with simple, understated descriptions. Oddly enough, my favorite description was Zuckerman's dump. There's a lovely rhythm and variation to it that I admire.</p>
<blockquote><p>...an astonishing pile of old bottles and empty tin cans and dirty rags and bits of metal and broken bottles and broken hinges and broken springs and dead batteries and last month's magazines and old discarded dishmops and tattered overalls and rusty spikes and leaky pails and forgotten stoppers and useless junk of all kinds, including a wrong-size crank for a broken ice cream freezer.</p></blockquote>
<p>I vaguely remembered that Fern saves Wilbur in the first chapter, but forgotten how Fern drifts out of Wilbur's story. I had forgotten how funny it could be. Sometimes the humor is subtle, like when Fern's mother is the one who immediately sees that the "miracle" is the spider, but the men stubbornly insist on seeing the miracle as the pig. Sometimes it's slapstick, like when Fern's cousin Avery breaks the rotten goose egg.</p>
<p>I remembered, of course, that Charlotte dies, but forgotten that she dies alone. No wonder no one can read that passage without breaking down!</p>
<p>I loved the scene where Wilbur watches in horrified fascination as she captures a fly and tells him she's going to drink its blood. The scene where she decides what kind of silk to use to write the words (excerpted <a href="http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=93263496#93100398" target="_blank">here</a> ) is a great example of using your research to tell the story, instead of forcing True Spider Facts on the reader. And the scene I remembered most vividly from my first readings all those years ago is the 514 baby spiders drifting away under their silk balloons. In short, I love Charlotte because she is so much like a real spider. I wonder now if I got some of my love for bugs from this story.</p>
<p>They called Charlotte "bloodthirsty, wise, and true." I call this book gentle, unflinching, and true.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[the brick wall]]></title>
<link>http://clwhite.wordpress.com/?p=37</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 02:38:01 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>clwhite</dc:creator>
<guid>http://clwhite.wordpress.com/?p=37</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Did you ever have one of those days where you just said, &#8220;F*** it!&#8221;, slammed the screen ]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Did you ever have one of those days where you just said, "F*** it!", slammed the screen of your laptop down, and walked away to find something to soothe your frustration? (in this case, ice cream) <br> <br><br />
Today I hit that brick wall. <br> <br><br />
I've been trying for weeks to get a decent query letter composed. I'm now on version 29. I shit you not. I've been trying every possible angle to catch an agent's attention. <br> <br><br />
I've tried opening with a quote from the the main character: “Perhaps there’s a reason so little is known about my race. Maybe I prefer to keep it that way. You don’t have a crazed king trying to wipe out your entire race. You don’t have demon-infested drae chasing after you every place you go.” (I was told it was awkward and contained too many negatives and vague references) <br> <br><br />
I've tried explaining how it's differenent on a philosophical level: "The complex interaction of these characters creates a level of tension beneath the plotline and carries it beyond the boundaries of fantasy,  potentially appealing to a wider demographic of readers. The central conflicts of the novel – racism verses tolerance, revenge verses forgiveness, complacency verses action – parallel many of the current issues in our own world." (yes, I know I had my head up my rear-end there, but I was an English Major at one point)<br> <br><br />
I've tried to give a quick sketch of each of the 4 narrators: "Each chapter is told from the point of view of one of the four main characters: Ranealya, the shape-shifter whose philosophy of life is 'kill or be killed' until she is shown mercy by Gregor; Gregor Meritis, a reclusive human mage who is finally forced out of hiding when he is challenged by her; Kira, a young woman with unrivalled powers who must choose where her loyalties lie; and Galen, the elvan leader of the Resistance who struggles to unite the races." (I was told they were all stock characters and to focus on my protagonist<br> <br><br />
The last few drafts I've been trying to flesh out my protagonist and make her interesting in my letter. I was reserved at first, but after some urging, I went all out. I got into my character's head and began typing what would be her version of the story and ended up with 3 pages full of angry, snarling rhetoric. I trimmed it down and posted my new query on the forum. <br> <br><br />
Now, I get feedback saying I went too far and that there still wasn't a connection to protagonist and there was sketchy world-building anyway.... translation: my story doesn't sound like anything fresh, original, or salable. It sucks. <br> <br><br />
Perhaps it's just because my mouth is throbbing and I'm waiting for the Percocet to kick in, but my coping skills aren't the best at the moment. I'm trying to avoid crying because then I'll blow my nose so hard I'll end up with dry socket or something horrible like that -- yes, my luck can be that bad. <br> <br><br />
So instead of getting all overly emotional and risking the dreaded dry socket, I've decided to take a few steps back and re-examine this (armed with a pint of Haagen Dazs Mocha Chip ice cream in hand). Maybe I need more beta-readers to give me an idea of what I should focus on; my hard-core geek contingent says I have a good story, but they aren't much help when it comes to marketing it. Maybe I just need to shelve this novel like I have the 4 others before it and work on something different for a while. Maybe I need to go back to bed with ice packs on my swollen cheeks and sleep on it. <br> <br><br />
At least I'm going through query hell now instead of getting a stack of rejections and wondering why. <br> <br><br />
Any suggestions?<br />
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<p>I was trying so hard not to have another announcement until Tuesday... but I was looking to see if there were any conventions in the area and I found <em><strong><a href="http://www.comicbookclub.org/Ithacon.html">Ithacon</a></strong></em> is happening next Saturday from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. -- admission is only $3. Here's the guest list:</p>
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<li>Writer and fantasy author Tamora Pierce (White Tiger, The Song of the Lioness, Circle of Magic)</li>
<li>Fantasy illustrator and art teacher Jime Elena Grabowski (2008 Ithaca Festival Best of Show Winner for "Chaotic Freedom")</li>
<li>Cartoonist and underground comix artist Jay Lynch (Bijou Funnies, Otto's Orange Day, Mad magazine)</li>
<li>The "Answer Man" Bob Rozakis ('Mazing Man)</li>
<li>Writer and Syracuse University professor Doug Brode (Salt City)</li>
<li>Freelance writer and blogger Tim Liebe (White Tiger)</li>
<li>Illustrator Wayne Beeman (The Dubious Duo)</li>
<li>Writer and playwright Joe Edkin (Sonic X, Scooby-Doo, Animaniacs)</li>
<li>Artist Ken Wheaton (Bart Simpson Comics, Radioactive Man, Futurama)</li>
<li>Cartoonist Josh Blair (Candy or Medicine)</li>
<li>Local sports illustrator Joe Orsak (Salt City, Captain 'Cuse, Faceballs)</li>
<li>Superman novelist and New York Times bestselling author Roger Stern (Giant-Size Incredible Hulk, X-Men: Odd Men Out)</li>
<li>Fantasy/RPG card artist Storn Cook (Legend of the Five Rings CCG, Wildways)</li>
<li>Local artist and musician Aaron Windsor</li>
<li>plus additional surprise guests</li>
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<p>I was wondering if anyone would be interested in this? If there were enough students interested and committed to actually going, then I would see if it was possible to sign up for a van rental through HWS--which means I'd have to get trained to drive the van before I'm actually allowed to borrow it. So it's a lot of hassle to go through to borrow a van, but if there were like seven students who would definitely want to go, and guaranteed they'd show up on on Saturday morning to hitch a free ride to Ithaca, then it'd be worth it.</p>
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<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 01:28:24 +0000</pubDate>
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<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Most of you have probably seen <em>The Princess Bride</em> and if you haven't... well, you should be ashamed of yourself. The film is based off of William Goldman's novel of the same name and Goldman himself wrote the screenplay for the film and spent a lot of time on set during filming. He was quite good friends with Andre the Giant, who obviously played Fezzik.</p>
<p>The funny thing about Goldman is that in all his author's notes and prefaces and public appearances, he acts as though Florin and so on are real places. Like a lot of fantasy authors (like Edgar Rice Burroughs, for example), he wrote <em>The Princess Bride </em>pretending that he had come into possession of a book written by "S. Morgenstern" (or in Burroughs' case, he pretended to have heard the story from others as well as read the original Greystoke's journal). To this day, Goldman claims to be a descendant of a grandson of a man of Florin or something.</p>
<p>Goldman also wrote a lot of very famous screenplays, for which he received an Academy Award or two. He wrote <em>Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid</em>, <em>The Stepford Wives</em> (not the terrible Nicole Kidman one), <em>Maverick</em>, <em>The General's Daughter</em>, and the adapted screenplay for <em>All The President's Men</em>.</p>
<p>Let's cap off this entry with the 'Battle of Wits' scene between Wesley and Vizzini. ;)</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Final Fantasy VIII Original Soundtrack - Disc 3]]></title>
<link>http://solarblade.wordpress.com/?p=691</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 01:03:57 +0000</pubDate>
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Track Listing


The Spy


Retaliation


Movin&#8217;


Blue Sky


Drifting


Heresy


Fisherman]]></description>
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<p style="text-align:center;"><strong><em>Track Listing</em></strong></p>
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<div style="text-align:center;">The Spy</div>
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<div style="text-align:center;">Retaliation</div>
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<div style="text-align:center;">Movin'</div>
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<div style="text-align:center;">Blue Sky</div>
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<div style="text-align:center;">Drifting</div>
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<div style="text-align:center;">Heresy</div>
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<div style="text-align:center;">Fisherman's Horizon</div>
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<li>
<div style="text-align:center;">ODEKA de Chocobo</div>
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<div style="text-align:center;">Where I Belong</div>
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<div style="text-align:center;">The Oath</div>
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<li>
<div style="text-align:center;">Slide Show Part 1</div>
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<div style="text-align:center;">Slide Show Part 2</div>
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<li>
<div style="text-align:center;">Love Grows</div>
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<div style="text-align:center;">The Salt Flats</div>
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<li>
<div style="text-align:center;">Trust Me</div>
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<div style="text-align:center;">Silence and Motion</div>
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<li>
<div style="text-align:center;">Dance with the Balamb-fish</div>
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<div style="text-align:center;">Tears of the Moon</div>
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<li>
<div style="text-align:center;">Residents</div>
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<li>
<div style="text-align:center;">Eyes On Me</div>
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<p style="text-align:left;"><strong>1. The Spy</strong></p>
<p style="text-align:left;">The oddest song to start with happens on the 3rd disc with The Spy.  Another sneaky track which has some sounds that sound like "Martial Law" from D. 2.  It really doesn't spark anything but I do like the funky jazz feeling that the song shows off.  I just wish there was more to it again.</p>
<p style="text-align:left;"><strong>2. Retaliation</strong></p>
<p style="text-align:left;">A very nice track this is indeed.  Albeit, very short but it does make some epic sound in it which is great.  The horns/strings make a very suspenseful drive and then the strings end it off on a very sad note.</p>
<p style="text-align:left;"><strong>3. Movin'</strong></p>
<p style="text-align:left;">Another very strong track appears.  I'm not sure where it's played, but I think it's when Balamb GARDEN moves for the first time.  The sense of a march is apparant here and in its concept it fails because I don't know why you need a march style to say, oh yea this place is moving.  Then it gets this beat where it sounds like a factory...now that's where it got good.  Now as a track by itself it totally rules.  Smart track here.</p>
<p style="text-align:left;"><strong>4. Blue Sky</strong></p>
<p style="text-align:left;">A short song, but also with a short scene.  It's a graceful and valiant tune.  They could have made is longer as well.  This is Rinoa's scene and only appears if she's in the main 3.  So it's kind of a hit-miss track.  Though it's a pleasant tune.</p>
<p style="text-align:left;"><strong>5. Drifting</strong></p>
<p style="text-align:left;">The most boring track is right here.  Not only that it doesn't grasp my attention, it makes me want to press next.  All it is is strings playing phrases and nothing else really.  It does fit the title however since it does sound like drifting...into sleep maybe HAH.</p>
<p style="text-align:left;"><strong>6. Heresy</strong></p>
<p style="text-align:left;">Oh yea, this is very evil with the organ playing long and short notes, it really possessed a dark quality, that's ranging to vampiric status.  Though there isn't too much of a change, It really puts a mood into your thoughts.  Probably the scariest track on this disc so far.</p>
<p style="text-align:left;"><strong>7. Fisherman's Horizon</strong></p>
<p style="text-align:left;">Kind of a twist into this song.  This just like "Breezy", this has a very calm atmosphere and some beautiful instruments.  I know it's synth but the harmonica sounding synth plays so well into the song.  To even include a pan flute was even smarter and give some soothing sounds all around.  It is a town theme as well.  I think this game had some of the better town themes than all of the others.  Beautiful.</p>
<p style="text-align:left;"><strong>8. ODEKA de Chocobo</strong></p>
<p style="text-align:left;">It's the chocobo theme but in 8-bit!  Yeah, it's totally cute and playful and most of us have heard the main melody at some point throughout the various Final Fantasies.  This song was just here for pure randomness and especially to cause an interlude from FH to our next track.</p>
<p style="text-align:left;"><strong>9. Where I Belong</strong></p>
<p style="text-align:left;">The "Ami" theme returns again but in almost a saddening tone to it.  Then again it's played by some kind of different sounding piano.  Maybe it's just me but I think it's like a music box kind of sound.  The strings come in and gave some hope into the music which was much appreciated.  I think this was, however the weakest of the "Ami" tunes.</p>
<p style="text-align:left;"><strong>10. The Oath</strong></p>
<p style="text-align:left;">A quite longing tune comes together and to be honest it's melody is just as sad sounding as the previous.  The instrumentation was there, but there was just nothing that really stood out for me as anything special.  It is a smooth track though, I'll give it that.</p>
<p style="text-align:left;"><strong>11. Slide Show Part 1</strong></p>
<p style="text-align:left;">Another Laguna song that was part of a dream sequence.  I thought it was funny and the song sounds just as funny if not more.  Though the song is pretty quick when it loops so it's nothing too spectacular.  The piano playing like a Western was an interesting catch.  The only thing that bothered me was the movie clicking sound.  That was a bad choice.</p>
<p style="text-align:left;"><strong>12. Slide Show Part 2</strong></p>
<p style="text-align:left;">Then after the 2nd tie through it leads almost unnoticebly into the 2nd part which took out the annoying clicking and it sounded fun keeping its Western roots intact.  I like pianist in this song.  They kept the bounce and manages to keep fun in its meaning. </p>
<p style="text-align:left;"><strong>13. Love Grows</strong></p>
<p style="text-align:left;">Love Grows is a nice example of a love theme.  Interesting is they use the melody of "Eyes On Me" in a more loving kind of way.  The woodwinds also sound beautiful playing a different part of the song.  This I think was the scene where Squall was carrying Rinoa to Esthar.  So it was a charming and lovely scene with the right music.</p>
<p style="text-align:left;"><strong>15. The Salt Flats</strong></p>
<p style="text-align:left;">I thought winter track when I heard this.  There a feeling of serenity with this song, but the striking notes are also appealing since it was like pushing an emotion to the listener.  Some of the chords also provided some sort of uneasiness also which was interesting.  Way to convey the cold!</p>
<p style="text-align:left;"><strong>15. Trust Me</strong></p>
<p style="text-align:left;">Trust Me has some bouncy instrumentation and the pan flute adds some childish moments.  Another "Ami" track...it does its job very well.  It's where Laguna saves Ellone in Esthar.  So it did it's job well.  Though I kind of wished it was a little longer.  I mean I was hoping for more stuff again...</p>
<p style="text-align:left;"><strong>16. Silence and Motion</strong></p>
<p style="text-align:left;">Esthar's theme.  Not only is the city of Esthar pretty to look at its music is just as pretty.  Combining orchestrated sounds with the futuristic bleeps and bloops.  This song has the most fantastic of melodies consisting within a 3/4 time signature.  I'm in complete awe with this track because I never thought it could be done.  More or less be implemented in the city of Esthar.</p>
<p style="text-align:left;"><strong>17. Dance with the Balamb-fish</strong></p>
<p style="text-align:left;">Something is wrong when you place a song that's a waltz in space.  I would have never have guessed it would've been especially for its title.  I do like the interesting beats for this quirky waltz.  The strings sound lively and the brass is bouncy.  Moon dancing perhaps?  Nahhhh...</p>
<p style="text-align:left;"><strong>18. Tears of the Moon</strong></p>
<p style="text-align:left;">Ok, everyone seems to know this track as the moment Hell broke loose and Rinoa revived Adel.  That was a jaw-dropping moment to see this whole scene.  The song was as dark and menacing as well.  Another of them short songs that pack a punch, it really made an impact.  Luckily it was short enough for me to like it.</p>
<p style="text-align:left;"><strong>19. Residents</strong></p>
<p style="text-align:left;">Yeah, the Ragnarok did have "residents" and this song proved to be a nice track.  The plucked strings mixed with evil low synths...Not really much to the song by itself.  Later before the loop the song had some bounce and kind of contradicted the song itself.  Making the Propagators look like cakewalks (which they weren't)...So the song kind of failed its purpose.</p>
<p style="text-align:left;"><strong>20. Eyes On Me</strong></p>
<p style="text-align:left;">Faye Wong was the lady to give this song some life and she did an awesome job doing it as well.  It starts off with a string beginning where it was just bleeeh.  The actual song doesn't really start until 2 minutes passed by, where Faye sings.  Her voice sounded pretty and with the infamous love scene happened it really stuck out in my mind.  Squall proposing to protect Rinoa at all costs even though she's a *SPOILER* a sorceress.  Length-wise its practically 13 minutes...so it's gonna be a long ride with the song.  I'll stick with the single version.</p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><strong><em><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Tracks Recommended</span></em></strong></p>
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<div style="text-align:center;">Silence and Motion</div>
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<div style="text-align:center;">Fisherman's Horizon</div>
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<li>
<div style="text-align:center;">Movin'</div>
</li>
<li>
<div style="text-align:center;">Eyes On Me</div>
</li>
<li>
<div style="text-align:center;">Tears of the Moon</div>
</li>
</ul>
<p style="text-align:left;">Yea, this disc changed moods at various times.  There was no song that had the same mood throughout which was funny.  Some of the songs were random while the important ones were placed after these random moments.  Though the songs are placed chronologically in-game...There could have been more connections around it and couldve been more fluidity.</p>
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